OP\'s kaiju RNGdroppies

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Psycho Zombja Girl! Crowned! mirech and Konata have received Zombja Survival Guide! Terri stops by to toss a Zombja Survival Guide to Konata for doing a total of 13499 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Witches' Brew! Total attacks - Konata - 126 (42 Tsuki), RazorHog - 52 (8 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 50 (3 Tsuki), Tremir - 33, LordLut - 27, Natani - 23, Korath - 19, Lazarus - 13, DWing - 12, Nempsis - 4, healer - 2.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Sexy Lady Cops! You trick them into chasing a speeder! mirech and Konata have received 'Goodbye Kitten' Pink Taser! Terri stops by to toss a 'Goodbye Kitten' Pink Taser to Konata for doing a total of 12987 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Police Lights! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Konata - 123 (41 Tsuki), RazorHog - 96 (30 Tsuki), Sn4p - 93 (31 Tsuki), Megamatt - 82 (25 Tsuki), Lazarus - 20, Nempsis - 12, Natani - 11, DWing - 9, healer - 4.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Arms Dealers! You buy them out! mirech and RazorHog have received Surplus Ordnance! Terri stops by to toss a Surplus Ordnance to Konata for doing a total of 19466 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Dark Alleys! Total attacks - mirech - 5, Konata - 192 (64 Tsuki), RazorHog - 175 (58 Tsuki), DWing - 36 (1 Tsuki), Natani - 32, Korath - 21, Lazarus - 20, healer - 6, Nempsis - 1, Zanzarah - 1.