OP\'s kaiju RNGdroppies

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Evangelions! You pull their plugs and wait five minutes - victory! mirech and Zanzarah have received Plug Suit! Terri stops by to toss a Plug Suit to Konata for doing a total of 5270 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade LCL! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Konata - 31 (7 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 17, Korath - 14, Lazarus - 1, KuRin - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Console Elitists! You beat them with your handheld games of awesome! mirech and Tremir have received Money Printer! Terri stops by to toss a Money Printer to Zanzarah for doing a total of 7868 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Zanzarah - 34, Tremir - 27, skuhweer - 8, DWing - 5, Natani - 2, Lazarus - 1.


Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Go Players! You force them to resign! mirech and Zanzarah have received Go Piece! Terri stops by to toss a Go Piece to Konata for doing a total of 4598 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Troop Positioning! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Korath - 16, Zanzarah - 16, Konata - 16, Tremir - 13, LordLut - 13, DWing - 2, Lazarus - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated J-Rock Bands! You pull the plug on their amplifiers! mirech and Korath have received Groupies! Terri stops by to toss a Groupies to Konata for doing a total of 4410 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Blaring Music! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Zanzarah - 16, Korath - 15, Konata - 15, LordLut - 13, Natani - 6, DWing - 3.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Demon of the Sand! You seal the Demon! mirech has received Spirit of the Demon of the Sand! Your Village receives the Upgrade Sand Demon Monument! Total attacks - Korath - 33, RazorHog - 31, Natani - 23, Zanzarah - 19, Megamatt - 19, Konata - 14, Tremir - 13, LordLut - 11, Dawn666 - 11, Lazarus - 10, DWing - 5.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Bishounen! You stomp their pretty little faces in! mirech and Natani have received Perfect Hair! Terri stops by to toss a Perfect Hair to Konata for doing a total of 4650 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Pose Training! Total attacks - Konata - 15, Natani - 7, KuRin - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Vampires! You shine sunlight on them, and they melt! mirech and Natani have received Vampire Cloak! Terri stops by to toss a Vampire Cloak to Zanzarah for doing a total of 3723 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Undead Guards! Total attacks - Megamatt - 20 (3 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 17, Korath - 14, Natani - 13, Lazarus - 1, KuRin - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Forum Trolls! You remind them of the basements they live in! mirech and Zanzarah have received Troll Account! Terri stops by to toss a Troll Account to Megamatt for doing a total of 3870 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Forum Mods! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Megamatt - 20 (1 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 16, RazorHog - 15, Natani - 11.

Killed 1/5
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Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pro Wrestlers! You pin them all at once! 1.. 2.. 3! mirech and RazorHog have received Shiny Belt! Terri stops by to toss a Shiny Belt to Zanzarah for doing a total of 3546 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Muscle Training! Total attacks - Zanzarah - 18, Korath - 16, RazorHog - 14, Isamu11 - 8, Natani - 6, Lazarus - 2, Megamatt - 1.

Killed 1/7

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Storm Riders! You out-trick them, and they mope away! mirech and Natani have received Regalia! Terri stops by to toss a Regalia to Zanzarah for doing a total of 7052 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Trophaeum Tower! Total attacks - Korath - 32, Zanzarah - 32, Natani - 19, Megamatt - 18, Dawn666 - 10, Lazarus - 5, DWing - 3.

Killed 1/9

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Super Robots! You smash them into Super Robot rubble! mirech and KuRin have received Soul of Steel! Terri stops by to toss a Soul of Steel to Konata for doing a total of 9610 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Pilot Training! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Konata - 31, KuRin - 23 (3 Tsuki), Lazarus - 20, Zanzarah - 20 (2 Tsuki), Megamatt - 14, Natani - 12, RazorHog - 10, DWing - 6.

Killed 1/12

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Mad Scientists! You give them a shiny puzzle, and they walk away with it, mumbling! mirech and KuRin have received Lab Coat! Terri stops by to toss a Lab Coat to Megamatt for doing a total of 6485 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Laboratory! Total attacks - mirech - 4, KuRin - 40 (12 Tsuki), Megamatt - 32, Korath - 32, RazorHog - 31, Natani - 17, Lazarus - 10, DWing - 4, manson - 2, Dawn666 - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Xochitl! She breaks apart and the spiders flee! mirech and LordLut have received Thunderclaw Ring! Terri stops by to toss a Thunderclaw Ring to Konata for doing a total of 4960 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Apocalypse Calendar! Total attacks - mirech - 2, KuRin - 21 (4 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 19 (1 Tsuki), Konata - 16, RazorHog - 15, LordLut - 12, Natani - 12, Dawn666 - 11, Lazarus - 10.


Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Cardcatchers! You shuffle all their cards - they get confused and run away! mirech and Konata have received Claw Card! Terri stops by to toss a Claw Card to Konata for doing a total of 4704 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Wind Wards! Total attacks - manson - 45 (14 Tsuki), KuRin - 22 (5 Tsuki), Konata - 16, LordLut - 13, Natani - 13, Lazarus - 10, Dawn666 - 3, Sn4p - 1.

Your Village has defeated Super Saiyans! You fast-forward their show, and they explode in a fit of shaking! mirech and Natani have received Power Over 9000! Total attacks - KuRin - 33 (11 Tsuki), Korath - 15, Megamatt - 12, Natani - 11, Lazarus - 10, DWing - 4, Sn4p - 1.

Your Village has defeated Fanboys! You push them all into a bottomless, stinky pit! mirech and RazorHog have received Book of Spoilers! Terri stops by to toss a Book of Spoilers to Zanzarah for doing a total of 3120 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Fanboy Stink Moat! Total attacks - RazorHog - 15, Megamatt - 15, Zanzarah - 15, Natani - 10, DWing - 4.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Amalga! Amalga splits into rveach and TheSpy to fight over a Scratchy! mirech and KuRin have received Amalga Eye! Terri stops by to toss a Amalga Eye to Zanzarah for doing a total of 6210 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Scratchy Enhancer! Total attacks - mirech - 1, KuRin - 49 (16 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 30, RazorHog - 26, Konata - 19, LordLut - 19, Megamatt - 14, Korath - 12, Lazarus - 10, haniwaman - 10 (1 Tsuki), DWing - 4, Sn4p - 1.

//Killed 2/2\\
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Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Zodiac Girlyboys! You hug them all at once and open a zoo! mirech and KuRin have received Fruits Basket! Terri stops by to toss a Fruits Basket to Konata for doing a total of 5110 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Zodiac Zoo! Total attacks - mirech - 1, KuRin - 22 (6 Tsuki), Konata - 16, Zanzarah - 16, Natani - 11, Sn4p - 1.

//Killed 2/3\\

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Robot Monkeys! You stomp them into pieces! mirech and Megamatt have received Monkey Cymbals! Total attacks - mirech - 4, Megamatt - 17, Lazarus - 10, DWing - 9, haniwaman - 3 (1 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 3, Sn4p - 1, Konata - 1.

-2/9-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Vampires! You shine sunlight on them, and they melt! mirech and KuRin have received Vampire Cloak! Terri stops by to toss a Vampire Cloak to Konata for doing a total of 5193 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 4, KuRin - 31 (10 Tsuki), Konata - 17, RazorHog - 16, Megamatt - 15, DWing - 8, haniwaman - 2, Lazarus - 2, Sn4p - 1.

//2/17\\

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Evangelions! You pull their plugs and wait five minutes - victory! mirech and Tremir have received Plug Suit! Terri stops by to toss a Plug Suit to Tremir for doing a total of 4332 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Tremir - 59 (15 Tsuki), KuRin - 21 (7 Tsuki), Natani - 11, haniwaman - 1, Sn4p - 1.

-Killed 2/19-
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Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Persocoms! You 'turn them off', which is both hilarious and effective! mirech and Natani have received Persocom! Terri stops by to toss a Persocom to Tremir for doing a total of 1722 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Megamatt - 16, Tremir - 14, Lazarus - 10, Natani - 10, DWing - 5, KuRin - 3.

-Killed 2/22-

# Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Drift Racers! You countersteer their overdrift, or something - success! mirech and Zanzarah have received Late-Night Snack! Terri stops by to toss a Late-Night Snack to Zanzarah for doing a total of 3434 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Zanzarah - 27 (5 Tsuki), Korath - 17, Lazarus - 12, KuRin - 3.

-0223-

# Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Celeste! The Celeste smirks and fades back into the shadows. mirech and haniwaman have received Poisoned Daggers! Terri stops by to toss a Poisoned Daggers to Megamatt for doing a total of 3600 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Tremir - 51 (11 Tsuki), Megamatt - 32, KuRin - 12, Lazarus - 12, haniwaman - 9 (2 Tsuki), DWing - 3, Zanzarah - 2, Sn4p - 1.


-0224-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Fanboys! You push them all into a bottomless, stinky pit! mirech and Konata have received Book of Spoilers! Terri stops by to toss a Book of Spoilers to Konata for doing a total of 4704 Damage! Total attacks - Konata - 16, Lazarus - 12, Natani - 8, Megamatt - 2.

-0226-

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Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Psycho Hikers! You push them off a cliff! mirech and DWing have received Granola Camouflage! Total attacks - mirech - 3, Lazarus - 36, haniwaman - 31 (5 Tsuki), Natani - 28, Isamu11 - 16, DWing - 8, LordLut - 1, Konata - 1, Sn4p - 1.

-0301-

# Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated MageOhki! MageOhki chases a shiny out of the village! mirech and Megamatt have received Pink Skull! Terri stops by to toss a Pink Skull to Megamatt for doing a total of 3504 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Korath - 33 (7 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 30 (7 Tsuki), Megamatt - 16, Tremir - 14, Natani - 12, Isamu11 - 9, haniwaman - 1, Konata - 1.

-0303-

# Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Drazhar! You douse it with a firehose, and it scatters to the winds! mirech and RazorHog have received Firebrand! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Lazarus - 42, RazorHog - 32, haniwaman - 21, DWing - 6, Zanzarah - 6, Natani - 5, Sn4p - 1.

-0307-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Shin Goji! Shin leaves to go find more referrals! mirech and Megamatt have received Rocket Punch! Terri stops by to toss a Rocket Punch to Megamatt for doing a total of 6917 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 4, Megamatt - 29, Natani - 24, Lazarus - 22, Tremir - 13, Zanzarah - 9, DWing - 7, haniwaman - 6, Sn4p - 1.

-0308-


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Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Dave! Dave drives off into the night! mirech and Zanzarah have received Driving Music! Terri stops by to toss a Driving Music to LordLut for doing a total of 1597 Damage! Total attacks - Zanzarah - 24 (5 Tsuki), LordLut - 13, Tremir - 13, Lazarus - 13, Isamu11 - 8.

-0309-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Alchemists! They try to transmute you, and it backlashes! mirech and Lazarus have received Red Water! Terri stops by to toss a Red Water to Zanzarah for doing a total of 3150 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Zanzarah - 35 (10 Tsuki), Tremir - 16, Lazarus - 12, Natani - 7, DWing - 2, Sn4p - 1.

-0310-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Celeste! The Celeste smirks and fades back into the shadows. mirech and Isamu11 have received Poisoned Daggers! Total attacks - mirech - 5, Lazarus - 44, Natani - 31, haniwaman - 24, Isamu11 - 17, DWing - 11, Zanzarah - 9, KuRin - 4, Korath - 3, Sn4p - 1

[3/15]

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Xochitl! She breaks apart and the spiders flee! mirech and Zanzarah have received Thunderclaw Ring! Terri stops by to toss a Thunderclaw Ring to Tremir for doing a total of 3484 Damage! Total attacks - Zanzarah - 36 (10 Tsuki), Tremir - 14, Lazarus - 13, LordLut - 13, Isamu11 - 8, KuRin - 7, haniwaman - 6, Sn4p - 1.

-0315-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Vampires! You shine sunlight on them, and they melt! mirech and Lazarus have received Vampire Cloak! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Lazarus - 12, KuRin - 11, Korath - 11, haniwaman - 10, DWing - 5, Sn4p - 4, Zanzarah - 3, Konata - 1.

-0318-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Storm Riders! You out-trick them, and they mope away! mirech and DWing have received Regalia! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Zanzarah - 50 (3 Tsuki), Lazarus - 36, KuRin - 35 (11 Tsuki), Natani - 22, DWing - 12, haniwaman - 3, Korath - 2, Sn4p - 1.

[4/4]
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Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Forum Trolls! You remind them of the basements they live in! mirech and Lazarus have received Troll Account! Total attacks - Lazarus - 24, Natani - 21, haniwaman - 13, Zanzarah - 7, DWing - 6, Korath - 4, Sn4p - 1.

[4/6]

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Xochitl! She breaks apart and the spiders flee! mirech and Korath have received Thunderclaw Ring! Total attacks - mirech - 4, Korath - 100 (25 Tsuki), Natani - 40, Lazarus - 26, DWing - 13, KuRin - 11, haniwaman - 10, Zanzarah - 3, LordLut - 2, Konata - 2, Sn4p - 1.

-0419-